I Can Tune My Guitar, But I Can't Tuna-Fish*

Lunch-time at the salad bar. I spied the "shredded turkey" and applied it liberally to my greens. Since turkey was the entree of the day it seemed logical that shredded turkey was available at the salad bar. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that the shredded meat was not turkey but tuna fish. God I hate tuna fish! Now I've spent the afternoon cruising for candy - - stealing bits of chocolate goodies from my co-workers - - in an attempt to eradicate the fishy taste from my mouth. Kind of defeats the purpose of a salad.

(With apologies to REO Speedwagon from whose album, You Can Tune a Piano But You Can't Tuna Fish I stole my title.)