Grandmama and Boppa called to say they were on the way over - had to see the grandkids after 4 weeks overseas. The phone rang and the Dude answered. After the call he reported that Grandmama said, "The pot broke."
"Did she say anything else?" asked Mom.
"No, just that the pot broke."
Mom called Grandmama right back. It turns out she is bringing Pot Roast - - not a broken pot for dinner.