Wait - Was that the Hobbled Runner?
Several people at last Wednesday's Turtle Races in Perham, Minnesota reported seeing a figure that looked remarkably like the famous blogger, the Hobbled Runner.
Though he tried to hide behind shades and a Padres cap, several locals became suspicious when he was heard to complain loudly, "Why can't you get a decent cup of cappuccino north of St. Cloud anymore?"
When a few blue-haired ladies pointed and screamed, our hero quickly dashed across the street into Bev's Book Nook.