Put Down that Butter Knife!

Yeah you - put down the butter knife and step away from the kid. (Members of the wife’s family will know what this means.)
Yes – it’s a home strep test kit. Gone are the days of having your father the physician hold your tongue down with a butter knife to peer down your throat with a flashlight.
Hat tip Newmark's Door.
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2) no butter knife? what else are we supposed to use?