Crocs in the News

Crocs - I'm the only one the Hobbled Family who doesn't own a pair. I'm not hostile towards them, like some are, but I still found this funny.

This may hasten the end of the Croc fad, but don’t count on it. Kids love them. They can be customized however you like, and they slip on and off without any of that pointless knot-tying parents seem to think you should learn. I’m used to them on kids, ugly as they are – but on adults? No. I’ve seen large sloppy men wearing Crocs, and they needed only twin tufts of orange hair and a red ball for a nose to complete the image. Crocs for adults say “I can’t even manage Velcro, and believe the world wants to look at your callused heels. Put on some grown-up shoes, Mister. Like some Chuck Taylor sneakers.