[Turkeys on pallets.]
Today is Turkey Day at work. It's the day that every employee - and retiree - receives their free thanksgiving turkey. Being a large company, it's not unheard of that husbands and wives will both work here. They are referred to as "Two Turkey Families".
[Truckloads of turkeys await. You can drive up and they will open your car door and place it in your car for you. More robust employees will carry them to their cars - although it's not easy given the size of the parking lot.]